I always love the dating stalk. No, not the person who stalks someone they’ve dated, but the person who stalks someone who is dating someone else while hoping for them to break up. I can’t imagine anything less attractive, yet you hear about people doing it on a fairly regular basis. Maybe it’s more successful than I realize?
AMANDA: How can you tell?
TREY: She deleted all the pictures of her with her boyfriend on Facebook.
AMANDA: Wow, so you really check her Facebook daily? Isn't that a bit creepy?
RICK: Victoria's single! I saw her crying alone in her dark apartment.
AMANDA: This is why women don't date you two!