I’m always amused by people who make inappropriate statements, and realize halfway through saying them. I think everyone does this at some point, which is why we probably shouldn’t play “gotcha” with people’s words so much. Still, it’s funny when it happens.
HOBO: But Christmas was less than a week ago!
CLERK: Yes, but this sweater was bought for Hanukkah. See, it was on sale!
CLERK: I'll just save you the trouble and get my manager for you. If you wouldn't mind filling out this complaint card while I get her.