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There’s always a simple solution to any problem–sweep it under the rug. If freshmen cry too much, simply dispose of them. There, problem solved. Unfortunately, this doesn’t seem to work with spilling oil.

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CZAR: How are the new freshmen initiatives working?

MITTENS: There's good news and there's bad news. The good news is we have fewer sniveling freshmen whining to go home.

CZAR: And the bad?
MITTENS: That's because we can't find them.