Memorial Day has taken on so many meanings over the years. It’s been both the kickoff of summer and the kickoff of the summer blockbusters. Still, we shouldn’t forget its original meaning. Thank those who made the ultimate sacrifice.
BEARD: John Rambo.
KLOWNUS: Jack Bauer.
HOBO: Walter Kurtz.
CZAR: Okay, are any of these local? We'd like to have them appear on campus.
KLOWNUS: Jack would need 24 hour notice.