Coach T is so proud of everything he says, does, thinks, or perhaps even passes by on the street. Pairing him with someone arrogant like President Czar usually results in humor, regardless of what we do. This is assembly line humor.
COACH T: Did I ever!
CZAR: And seven were then struck by lightning within a single practice round.
COACH T: One in a million shots, I tell you.
CZAR: They're going to sue! There's already a pool of sharks forming outside my door.
COACH T: Let's use our newfound knowledge of water and electricity.