I’d love to try to write an explanation here on why we find this funny, but since it involves guns, I can pretty much rest assured that it will infuriate those on both sides of the gun control issue for ridiculous reasons. So, that’s pretty much what’s funny about it.
BEARD: Ugh, I should just shoot you now.
KLOWNUS: Do you even own a gun?
BEARD: Like that matters. This is America! I'm sure I can just find one laying around here.
WAITRESS: Here's your soup.