One supposes if God worries about keeping his job, he has to build in some manner of keeping himself important. He’s not building new planets and stars (that we know of), so He must be crafting new souls. And yes, that is another comic rationale that I’m sure can offend both sides of the issue. Let’s sit back and watch the comments!
BEARD: It's called planned obsolescence.
BEARD: The copier company designs their products to breakdown eventually. That way you have to call them to fix it, or else buy an entirely new unit. It's a way to safeguard their business. Everyone does it!
JABEZ: God, why do people have to die?