I like to pretend there’s a masked army of hackers constantly causing all of the problems with my technology. Playstation controller battery dead? Must have been hackers. Automatic door into grocery store out of order? Hackers!
MOLE: Someone probably hacked it.
BEARD: I can't connect to the Internet.
TROLL: Probably one of those hackers.
MOLE: How long before someone catches on and calls to complain about us not doing our jobs?
TROLL: I don't know. Someone hacked our phone.