Sometimes all of your problems are simply in your mind. Sometimes you’re just short. Sometimes your mind is short. Sometimes you’re short minded. Yep, there’s something deep and philosophical there. Go ahead, dig around. You’ll find it eventually.
BEARD: I'd like to be taller.
COACH T: How's it going? Feeling taller already?
BEARD: No, you're just bending your knees!
COACH T: Awesome! Assertiveness is the first step to greater heights! How about a high five?