First, we are not endorsing mice or anyone else smoking. That seems like a goofy letter we’ll eventually get.
Second, I enjoy the unflappability of the professor. He is determined to kill these mice. It’s good to have goals in life.
AMANDA: Who knew mice could afford smokes with these taxes?
SCIENCE: Yes, well regardless, I decided to change the experiment a bit to see the effects of a constantly rotating prism on the eyesight of the mice. Now, when I give the signal you turn it on...
SCIENCE: Ahh! She blinded me with science!