Man often does feel like the stupidest creature on earth, but I wonder what it really is? I mean, I’m sure someone can tell me what animal has the smallest brain or the simplest one, but size being relative, I wonder which animal people just can’t believe manages to survive given its intellect? I bet humans rank pretty high up there. And zebras.
MITTENS: Yep, I'm going as the stupidest creature on earth.
HOBO: I don't get it. What are you supposed to be?
MITTENS: The two dumbest creatures are man and dog. So I'm going as a man with a bark--a Mark.
MITTENS: Look at this idiot. It's way too cold to be going without clothes!
MARK: I'm Mark!