The Parable of the Pit Vipers
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The Parable of the Pit Vipers

My family used to have a cat that if we made our arm and hand into the form of a snake and said, “Here comes the pit viper!” she would go nots. Her solution was never to go find another pit viper to fight her battle for her. Smart cat.

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HOBO: Solving gun violence with more guns in like solving a pit viper problem with more pit vipers.

HOBO: If one day a pit viper bit you in your backyard, would you release more pit vipers into your yard hoping one might bite another before it bit you?

KLOWNUS: No, I would strip down nude and cover myself in mud, because pit vipers detect heat.
HOBO: Also a valid solution.