Women tend to be big fans of animals, until they start eating one another. I don’t blame them for this, as the animals I eat I don’t want to consider all the animals they ate and the animals their food ate, etc. It’s like an HIV ad for vegans.
BEARD: You tried to pick up women with lemurs?
KLOWNUS: I met a nice girl, but then one of my pets ate a pigeon.
BEARD: There's a turn on. How'd she react?
KLOWNUS: She was okay with it, until the other two shared a goose and a gosling.
BEARD: That's an opportunistic omnivore for you.