I like stoner jokes when they’re less about the actual getting stoned part. So there you go with today’s strip.
In reality, it stems from the crazy ways every business I’ve ever worked for suggests to save money. It hasn’t happened yet, but I keep anticipating being asked to take my shoes off so as not to wear on the carpet.
BEARD: We could tax bong water at a higher rate than regular water.
CZAR: We tried that and they made bongs out of the commodes on campus.
HOBO: We could turn off the lights to save energy costs.
CZAR: Already tried that and the chemistry department was furious! And covered in third-degree burns.
BEARD: The toilet bongs would probably relieve their pain.