A book series about a redneck child beauty pageant contestant who is also a vampire? No, I wouldn’t read that. But a film series? Yes, I would watch that. Or even a TV show. Hire the producers of The Walking Dead, stat!
JIMMY: Isn't that hard?
AMANDA: Don't be silly! All you do is take two popular things and mash them together. Like, everyone likes vampires right now, and reality TV!
JIMMY: I wouldn't say everyone...
AMANDA: So I put them together and wrote Honey Bite Bite!
JIMMY: It really is horrific.