Jabez

by Justin on June 10, 2008 at 12:03 am
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jabez Let it be known that both of us are Christians. However, having been in college for a tad under a decade now, we have come to despise at times the over zealous religious nuts who barrage anyone and everyone. Jabez is representative of this scary campus group.

Named by his parents for the religious figure, Jabez is involved with the Jolly 4 Jesus (not affiliated with Jolly 4 Vishnu) campus ministry group on campus. His intentions are truly good, but unfortunately he makes even the most religious person cringe at sight.

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  • The Story of O
  • Bada Bing!
  • The King and Us
  • Striking Out
  • Goat Me
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Tom

by Justin on June 10, 2008 at 12:01 am
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tom What does one do when college is simply an inconvenience from listening to your bootleg Phish and Grateful Dead concerts? Tom joined the Tri-Lambdas. A bit out of it at any given moment, Tom can usually be found wondering around the background of fraternity events.

While he may not seem the most dedicated of students, Tom is actually studying to be a workplace safety engineer…when he goes to class. He lives alone in the frat house, and no one else dares enter his room alone.

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Cartoon Appearances

  • The Story of O
  • Bada Bing!
  • The King and Us
  • Striking Out
  • Goat Me
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Steve

by Justin on June 9, 2008 at 11:58 pm
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steve If President Czar is to carry out his attempts at being evil, then he surely needs some foot soldiers to assist him. That’s where Racer Patrol comes in. The campus security force is more bungling than evil, and ignorance can be blamed for all but their most heinous of acts.

Racer Patrol monitors campus by night to make sure no laws are being broken. During the day, however, they serve as pawns to President Czar’s plans. Part of their job is the beautification of campus by keeping hobos and nefarious characters from wandering onto campus. Steve is President Czar’s right-hand man in Racer Patrol.

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Cartoon Appearances

  • The Story of O
  • Bada Bing!
  • The King and Us
  • Striking Out
  • Goat Me
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Megan

by Justin on June 9, 2008 at 11:56 pm
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megan Megan was the dramatic foil to Rick in many ways. People often assume she is stupid because she’s in a sorority, but it was such a stereotype we decided to make her more intelligent. She still has her share of silly lines, however.

Often annoyed by Rick, Megan still spends an incredible amount of time with him. The two have many of the same classes together as well as both being involved with Greek organizations. Megan recognizes the evil that Mr. Mittens does, but she is strangely drawn to him because, “He’s so darn cute!”

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Cartoon Appearances

  • The Story of O
  • Bada Bing!
  • The King and Us
  • Striking Out
  • Goat Me
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Dr. Klownus

by Justin on June 8, 2008 at 6:26 pm
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klownus Dr. Klownus was introduced the same week as two other characters—Dr. Bones and the Selecting Hat. For whatever bizarre reason, Dr Klownus is the one who has turned into more of a star character. He teaches German because no one else was teaching foreign language in the department yet.

Dr. Klownus is a lonely and grumpy character. He is constantly the butt of jokes because of his physical appearance (not a costume, he naturally has a clown’s face). He enjoys putting down American culture in comparison to his homeland of Germany, but in truth, he would never want to leave.

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Cartoon Appearances

  • The Story of O
  • Bada Bing!
  • The King and Us
  • Striking Out
  • Goat Me
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