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Step 1: Getting the girl
Where are all the girls?
Look, it isn’t that girls don’t play video games or read comic books; it’s just that they don’t do so in disproportionately rabid numbers. So your local comic shop or GameStop is probably not the place to begin your hunt.
So where should I look?
Where do girls congregate?
The bathroom?
Stop it. That’s just creepy.
The makeup counter at Macy’s?
Do you loiter around Marines while they apply their facial camouflage? Nope? Probably impractical here, as well. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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