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Simplicity in Computing

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Whenever I buy a new tech product that is supposed to be simpler, it always ends up being just as complicated if not more so in the long run. This is especially true of the accessory hole it’s so easy to get dragged down into. You buy something and then need twenty accessories just to make it really function the ... Read More »

Win the Internet

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I don’t post many comments online, but it is endlessly enjoyable to read comments posted under news articles. Well, sometimes. Sometimes it makes me fear for the future of humanity. Other times it’s just amusing as people try to best one another. ↓ TranscriptKLOWNUS: I got into a fight with some guys on an Internet message board. It took several ... Read More »

Win Win Lose

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I always enjoy when businesses double down on lowering standards. It’s rare that you see a company just lower customer service without also lowering product quality. This is another bad lesson colleges have learned from the business sector. ↓ TranscriptCZAR: Classes are too difficult for many of our students. Is there any way we can decrease the difficulty without seeming ... Read More »

Memorial Day

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Memorial Day has taken on so many meanings over the years. It’s been both the kickoff of summer and the kickoff of the summer blockbusters. Still, we shouldn’t forget its original meaning. Thank those who made the ultimate sacrifice. ↓ TranscriptCZAR: The school would like to honor some veterans for Memorial Day. Do you have any suggestions? BEARD: John Rambo. ... Read More »

The Postman Always Delivers Twice

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This is one of those strips where it isn’t always clear how to transition the audience from the first two panels to the punchline in the third. You just have to lay enough clues and hope the connection is clear. In public service warning news, please don’t take this as advocation of violence against the postal service. They’re fine men ... Read More »

Commencement Address

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I’ve attended several graduations, and this is unfortunately how most of them go. THis should not come as a surprise, seeing as how we don’t generally choose commencement speakers based on their oratory skills, but instead based off life achievement. This is sort of like choosing a relief pitcher based off who has the best hair. ↓ TranscriptHORSE: Class of ... Read More »

Walmarts Wobble But They Don’t Fall Down

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First off, we don’t hate Walmart. I know some people do for either political, economic, or purely snobbish reasons. While they are flawed, so are a lot of other companies, and I wouldn’t claim to know enough truly about how they operate to judge (unless someone has direct evidence of puppy drowning). Second, having said that, Walmarts tend to vary ... Read More »

Summer Movies

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Adam Sandler–how the mighty have fallen! It’s not that Sandler ever exactly made great films, but at least they were entertaining at one point. Now he doesn’t even appear to try, which is always sad with any artist (if you can call Sandler such). It would be fun if occasionally he still tried to do a real movie in between ... Read More »

Toilet Bongs

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I like stoner jokes when they’re less about the actual getting stoned part. So there you go with today’s strip. In reality, it stems from the crazy ways every business I’ve ever worked for suggests to save money. It hasn’t happened yet, but I keep anticipating being asked to take my shoes off so as not to wear on the ... Read More »

Bronte Sisters

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No one can believe that Shakespeare was a real person who wrote all of his own work, yet we have no problem believing that three sisters were all classic writers? Think about it, this is slightly more impressive a set of sisters than the Kardashians! I figure we have faith in Charlotte, Anne, and Emily because there is better evidence ... Read More »