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Bags of Candy

I’m always amazed by the people who can create a job for themselves by creating a problem first. These people will never be unemployed. And it’s not just the mob, but people you work with on a daily basis. If you ask them, I’m sure they’re very proud of this skill. ↓ TranscriptMITTENS: I've managed to cut our orientation budget ... Read More »

Making the Band

I always enjoy the “acts” that get hired to entertain college students. A group of people in their fifties sit around in a room trying to decide who sounds “hip” to them, but doesn’t cost too much money. Poison would be a coup for most schools, as instead they get third rate comedians. ↓ TranscriptMITTENS: To make summer orientation more ... Read More »

Whistle While You Work

God bless them, freshmen need a lot of help. It’s probably not a good idea to over extend yourself in trying to help. I like Mr. Mittens’ cute little tie. If he were a halfway nice character, perhaps I’d envision his mother buying it for him proudly for his first day of work. Not in this case, however. ↓ TranscriptCZAR: ... Read More »