There’s a sadness to scrolling too far down on a story you’re reading and discovering the comments section. For most major news sites this area is a festering cesspool of racist, homophobic, and misogynistic diatribes. Most people don’t speak this way in everyday life, so is it the anonymity of the Internet that opens up this hidden side to the public? I guess, but doesn’t anyone have anything better to do?
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When in doubt on how to solve a problem, devour someone. There’s probably no better advice for a young person today. There’s probably a business self-help book in there somewhere.
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Sure, most of a university is now completely dependent upon the Internet for their very survival, but an English department somehow manages to survive without. Well, should at least. This is fantasy, after all.
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Note the two bottom right stories
While piddling about online looking for something interesting to read, I made the mistake of visiting CNN’s website. What’s so bad about CNN’s site, you ask?
First, why does CNN act confused about where I am? Just about every other website in the world can recognize and greet me knowing I’m from the United States. For some reason, CNN always asks me if I’m sure I want the US edition of its website. CNN is like a teenage waiter his first night on the job. “Are you sure you wanted a baked potato?” Apparently even if it did turn out to be wrong, all I have to do is click a link at the top labeled “US edition.” ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I understand the branding aspect, but isn’t it just a little bit weird that we create cute icons to represent social media sites? Isn’t it sort of like telling people that they can connect with their friends through this site, but just in case they don’t have friends–here’s a new one! it looks like a bird–sort of.
Electronika looks like a girl I once took to a high school dance. Bam, rim shot! I’ll be here all week. And probably a lot longer, sadly.
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To the best of my understanding we have technology that can block cell phones in movie theaters. Â Why are we not using it? Â Why not just install it into every theater in the country? Â By law?
I’ve heard the arguments against such tech. Â Perhaps someone really needs to be available? Â Honestly, if you’re so important you can’t be out of touch for two hours, you probably don’t need to be going to a movie in the first place. Â Sorry, Mr. Obama.
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The Internet is weird. There, I said it. We were all thinking it. Yes, even you Uncle Carlos.
You know who doesn’t think the Internet is weird? Twelve-year-old boys. And nerds. And especially nerdy twelve-year-old boys. For them the Internet is a wonderful, endless I.V. drip straight to their collective Id. For the rest of us, though? Yeah, completely Batman’s Bat Ship insane (it’s insane because, what would Batman need with an entire ship, or God for that matter?).
While the Trekkies calm themselves over that last morsel of a reference, consider what this site alone experiences. Yesterday someone found the Professor Hobo site by searching “what hat does god wear.” I hope they found the relevant content…relevant. While I hardly think any of my thoughts are original enough to treasure for longer than the time this takes to post, I must admit to finding some deranged comfort in the fact that Professor Hobo is the Internet aficionado when it comes to God’s choice of headwear.
It tickles at my toes the possibility of writing something about what God wants you to do with all your earthly processions. This is likely sacrilegious, but only if I knowingly accepted said worldly processions. One could presume I simply posted it, and forgot it. I don’t know why people keep driving up and dropping off their antique armoires.
Publishing has always carried with it some weight of responsibility. You can’t libel and you can’t commit sedition–depending on which decade you might be operating under (I prefer the 1930s, myself). What you can do is affect a wide swath of people with minimal effort and, in the case of the Internet, reach them with the same low effort. That makes the Internet a weird place to publish for any but the least self-aware.
Having been a teacher for a number of years, it is always amazing the variety of excuses that students will come up with to defend cheating. This is not based on an actual instance–those would be far too bizarre even for a bizarre comic strip. However, it cuts to the core defense many like to fall back on now–something vaguely legal/technical they’ve read in passing while on the Internet. These are always the best defenses in life.
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Billy
Professor Hobo
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