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Lead A Horse to Dinner

Food on college campuses has vastly improved even since I was in school. Even so, I still would take most outside restaurants over it. I’m not entirely sure what that says about what I ate in college. ↓ TranscriptRICK: Hey Lunch Lady, I did the math and I'm spending more per meal on my meal plan than I would at ... Read More »

Pixy Stix Pizza

I ate so much garbage in college. Pixy Stix pizza would have been pretty good for my diet at the time. Thank goodness for high metabolism in college, and I suppose multivitamins. Otherwise I’d be dead. ↓ TranscriptCZAR: We think we can increase retention by increasing food options on campus. LUNCH LADY: You gonna open a Taco Bell? CZAR: No, ... Read More »

Haunted French Bistro

If someone has made this joke previously, I apologize. It doesn’t come off as insanely clever or original even to me, but that was sort of the point. I wanted something that read like the jokes they used to print on bubblegum wrappers. Two of my best friends growing up had moms that were lunch ladies. I’m going to just ... Read More »