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The Trouble With Girls

There’s a very select group of males who think this way. Sure, every male thinks “It’s her, not me” at some point, but there’s a very select group who think this way all the time. They’re insufferable. ↓ TranscriptPANDER: Hey Billy, did you ask that girl out? BILLY: Yeah, but she said no. PANDER: It's okay, man. You know, girls ... Read More »

Free Gun With Kids’ Meal

Remember, only you can prevent sudden gunshots that there are no warning signs of…with another gun. Guns solve everything, including fixing the tilt of the earth’s axis. Actually, this isn’t meant anti-gun (nothing wrong with hunting), but anti the silly idea that guns can protect us in bizarre expected situations. ↓ TranscriptKID: Pander Bear, check it! I got a gun ... Read More »

Chick-fil-A Versus Pander Bear

We don’t really have too much of a stake in the whole Chick-fil-A battle. People can certainly choose to eat somewhere or not for whatever reasons they want. But come on, it’s a little silly to feel smug over which fast food place you eat at. This is like people feeling smug for shopping at Target over Walmart. ↓ TranscriptMANAGER: ... Read More »