Advisors having to register students is always a good idea until you see what actually goes on. They try their best, but they’re usually only slightly less clueless than students.

Posts Tagged ‘Professor Hobo’
I suppose people use words they’re not quite sure about in order to sound smart, but I think more often than not you end up in situations like this. I like that Dr. Klownus doesn’t even consider if what he’s saying makes any logical sense. What would deathragging a computer even do?
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Buying a car is a frustrating experience for most. You feel the dealer holds all the cards, and you’re just hoping they won’t take too much advantage of you. I also don’t understand why they’re always wearing cowboy hats. Is it just to keep the sun off them in the lot all day, or do they view us as cattle they’re leading to the slaughter? I’m guessing the latter.
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Yes, a Saved By the Bell movie is supposedly in the works. Yes, an Adventures in Babysitting remake, as well. No, the casting is not accurate, but would you be surprised? No, us neither, sadly.
On a happier note, it’s good to know the young people of today are familiar with classic NBC slogans.
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You may read this and take it as a fairly violent incident on the part of Mr. Mittens, and you’d be right. But I’d like to think that maybe he’s just confused. Maybe he’s watched one too many cartoons and thinks that explosions simply darken someone’s face with soot for a brief few seconds.
Nah, he’s just nuts.
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It’s usually not a good idea to leave an opening for college professors. These people tend to be in their profession because they’re fairly smart and quick on their feet. Faculty meetings like this never end well.
I like that Dr. Klownus carries around a list of students he’d like to get rid of. It’s with him at all times, just in case.
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It isn’t that Mr. Mittens actually is psychotic, killing birds is simply natural for him. It’s that Mr. Mittens is so angry that someone would question his sanity. Call me crazy and I’ll laugh you off. I imagine actual crazy people go, well, crazy when questioned. That’s Mr. Mittens.
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It’s such a disappointment when you grow up and realize real people are behind cartoon characters you adored as a child. Santa at the mall? Mickey Mouse at Disney World? Most of the actors I think are probably swell people, but at least a few are more like the film Bad Santa.
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This strip comes from a real situation. I once got a new cell phone that overheated each time I used it, even for a five minute phone call. When I tried to return it I was told I was lying about it, even though the phone was still within the return period. Why would anyone lie about this? What was I hoping to gain?
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Sometimes strip ideas come completely out of left field. I thought it was funny if they just gave up searching and stuck an animal in the place of the dean. I wondered how long until someone noticed? Then I started considering what would delay that discovery, and a skunk’s smell would seem to be the safest bet. No one wants to meet the new boss–especially if they stink.
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