Tag Archives: Senator Horse

I’ve always figured if you take very educated young people and give them an insurmountable challenge (repaying student loans), someone would figure out a way around it–or at least a manner in which to exploit it. Yes, the listed method here wouldn’t work. It’s a joke. Don’t try this stuff at home, kids. ↓ TranscriptHORSE: Congratulations young man. Any plans ... Read More »

I’ve attended several graduations, and this is unfortunately how most of them go. THis should not come as a surprise, seeing as how we don’t generally choose commencement speakers based on their oratory skills, but instead based off life achievement. This is sort of like choosing a relief pitcher based off who has the best hair. ↓ TranscriptHORSE: Class of ... Read More »

There is something weird about people claiming something will undermine the sanctity of marriage when they themselves are on their third or fourth marriage. Surely anyone can have problems in a marriage, but it’s just that these people are usually the source of all the problems in their marriage. ↓ TranscriptCZAR: Senator Horse, we're so happy you could deliver our ... Read More »

I like the word alien and its many connotations in modern use. Illegal aliens, little green men aliens, alien object present in the body…okay, that last one was a little weird. But trust me, if you’ve ever watched Bones or CSI you’ve heard that phrase. ↓ TranscriptSENATOR HORSE: So you admit to dealings with illegals? KLOWNUS: We admit nothing!! This ... Read More »

Senator Horse is the senator from the great state of Kentucky. Just in case you were wondering. In other news, no this strip is not advocating violence of any kind. ↓ TranscriptSENATOR HORSE: You've been brought before this congressional hearing to testify to your dealings with illegals. Is it true that you would stuff as many as possible into the ... Read More »