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For some people, it truly is the thought that counts. For others, it’s the thought that went into the thought. Happy Valentine’s Day.
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Posts Tagged ‘Valentine’s Day’
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I like the idea of turning fun holidays into learning exercises. I like it even more when those exercises are equally cruel to student and teacher.
I’m always amazed by what companies are able to market and actually sell as “sexy.” Obvious thing like clothing are sold in this manner, but also more peculiar products like shampoo. It must work.
People love to complain about Valentine’s Day up until the point that they have a significant other, and then they simply complain about having to shop for Valentine’s Day. Personally, I prefer to use it as a way to judge my wife’s expectations. If I buy her half a dozen roses and she gets upset because she expected a full dozen? Well, her expectations are just too high and the next year will be used to bring them more into line.
I fully expect to be single by next Valentine’s Day.
People of small stature are a group you’re never quite sure what to call. You don’t want to use midget or dwarf, because you’re really not sure of what the technical differences are. You don’t want to say little person either, because somehow it seems wrong. Probably best to fall back on what we all do when we don’t know someone’s name–hey you!
Jimmy looks incredibly uncomfortable holding that bra.
JUSTIN: coming soon
OFTEN MISSED: coming soon
APPEARING:
Professor Hobo
Megan
Mr. Mittens
