Easter Tragedy


People say things like this are sick and twisted of parents to do, but look what a valuable lesson has stuck with Rick all these years? Maybe more holidays should be spiked with a good after-school bit or moralizing in as disturbing a manner as possible. What horrible ways could you teach kids to chew with their mouths closed?

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RICK: When I was a kid, every Easter I'd find my chocolate rabbit already half-eaten.
MEGAN: That's terrible.

RICK: Yeah, and there'd be jellybeans spilled out next to him. My parents told me he played with dad's gun and had an accident.

MEGAN: Rick, that's horrible!
RICK: I know, you'd think after the first couple of times that stupid rabbit would learn to stop playing with guns.


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