Interstate Highway System


People behave crazily on the highway. I’m sure this comes as no shock to most people, but driving over the holidays can prove to be a rude awakening to those who have forgotten. I understand nobody wants to be stuck behind someone in the left lane that is riding their brake, but some people seem to be confused and believe they’re in a real-life game of Mario Kart. I keep expecting someone to throw turtle shells from their car window.

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JIMMY: What's wrong with you?
AMANDA: Some jerk got mad because we passed him on the interstate. So he swerved around, cut us off, and then sped away.

MEGAN: So he could have caused a wreck, and for what? Assuming we're not the only other car on the road, there will always be someone ahead of him on it!

JIMMY: What if the world's a post-apocalyptic wasteland and he literally has the only working car left?
MEGAN: It's called the Interstate Highway System because they all interconnect. At any given moment you're ahead of yourself on some part!


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