There’s something funny about people being nostalgic for business that shut down. Sure, sometimes places shut down because they’re managed poorly. More often, however, I’d wager they shut down because no one ever goes there. I’ve seen this happen a few times, and when pushed on the matter the nostalgic always admit they rarely, if ever, went there.

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RICK: Check it, they closed that restaurant that none of us used to eat at!
AMANDA: Why do they take all the good stuff away?

KLOWNUS: Because you never ate there! How can you be nostalgic for somewhere you never went?
AMANDA: I don't have to like something to be nostalgic for it.

RICK: Hey, remember when I read that article about the restaurant closing?


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