Facebook
Funny or Die
Google Plus
Twitter
Viddler
Vimeo
YouTube
We always buy our cats some catnip and a toy for Christmas. They almost always get more enjoyment from leftover wrapping paper and empty boxes. There’s probably a lesson on consumerism here.
Comment
Posts Tagged ‘cat’
10 results.
My cat will risk its very life among nieces and nephews running wild just to get some sun through a window. It’s like every cat is Superman desperately trying to be recharged by the sun’s rays. At least, I wish my cat had super powers.
Anyone with a cat has experience with this phenomenon. Why do they do it? I assume cats’ brains are uniquely wired so they’re in constant flux between short and long-term memory. How else could one explain forgetting taped episodes of Pawn Stars? Well, probably many ways.
Some nights my cat goes through all three of these stages. Most of the time, however, how my cat sleeps on me is a pretty good indication of how it feels that particular night. The third panel title pretty much sums up how we both feel with that positioning. Cats are not kind bed buddies.
Women tend to be big fans of animals, until they start eating one another. I don’t blame them for this, as the animals I eat I don’t want to consider all the animals they ate and the animals their food ate, etc. It’s like an HIV ad for vegans.
I feel sorry for retail employees. No, it’s not the poor wages or thankless work that garners my sympathy. I feel bad for all the customers they have to deal with. I have to interact with these people for short random encounters. They have to deal with them all day. I doubt most customers are this way, but I assume it’s enough.
I actually own a cat that resembles a lemur. There’s not much point to you knowing that, except I think I could potentially pass it off as one to a really stupid person. I think doing the opposite might also be possible. Also, lemurs are cute and this is kind of a mean comic since we never actually show you that cuteness. We’re jerks like that.
My brother used to have a cat that slept like this, which seemed to invite rubbing its belly. However, whenever someone did the cat would leap up and chase them through the house slashing with its claws. You might think that sounds like one crazy cat, but then you’re probably a dog person and don’t realize all cats secretly want to do so.
Now, I own two cats. They’re very dear to me. They’re also evil—at a level unimaginable to most mortals. I haven’t had a good night’s sleep in years, always with one eye open.
