Cat Sleep

My brother used to have a cat that slept like this, which seemed to invite rubbing its belly.  However, whenever someone did the cat would leap up and chase them through the house slashing with its claws.  You might think that sounds like one crazy cat, but then you’re probably a dog person and don’t realize all cats secretly want to do so.

Now, I own two cats.  They’re very dear to me.  They’re also evil—at a level unimaginable to most mortals.  I haven’t had a good night’s sleep in years, always with one eye open.