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    Common Courtesy of Dating

    JustinBy JustinApril 10, 2013Updated:September 2, 2013No Comments1 Min Read
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    I never found much humor in people actually using lines and trying to be smooth. I find it much funnier when they simply abandon all hope of trying and try some sort of desperate hail Mary pass. You have to admire that.

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    BILLY: Hey Victoria! Want to have sex, please?
    VICTORIA: You really think a please will get me to sleep with you?

    VICTORIA: As if the only thing keeping me from throwing off my clothes and ravishing random men is some common courtesy?
    BILLY: Well, you know what they say--nice guys finish last. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

    VICTORIA: Has that line ever worked?
    BILLY: Yes, please?

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