Sometimes people will dismiss someone as completely undateable. I figure nobody is undateable. There’s just a quality about them that needs to be adjusted. For example, maybe they need to put on a little weight. Or lose a little. Maybe they need to get rich. Or die trying. Maybe they need to be better looking. That usually helps.
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CLERK: I'm sorry ma'am, but our dating service was unable to pair you with a date for Valentine's.
CLERK: We hate for anyone to leave empty handed, so here's a nice bag of consolation chocolates!
FEMALE: Great, now I'll sit at home eating all of these until I'm nice and fat!
FEMALE: Oh, if you do we might be able to match you up with Dr. Lecter.
LECTER: Chocolate goes well with a nice Chianti.
CLERK: We hate for anyone to leave empty handed, so here's a nice bag of consolation chocolates!
FEMALE: Great, now I'll sit at home eating all of these until I'm nice and fat!
FEMALE: Oh, if you do we might be able to match you up with Dr. Lecter.
LECTER: Chocolate goes well with a nice Chianti.
