After years of holding back, we can no longer resist the bubbling urge to stick it to Canada. I know what you’re thinking, “Hasn’t Canada suffered enough? What with their beautiful landscapes and sparkling clear water? Isn’t this just kicking a moose when it’s down?” Probably.
Why is there a curling club on campus? Why not? Everybody loves a good curl, and students are prone to start all manner of unusual club.
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HOCKEY GUY: You hosers got what it takes to join the Campus Canuck Curling Club?
JIMMY: Sure, I can curl.
TREY: Can you?
JIMMY: I can.
BILLY: I concur, he can.
HOCKEY GUY: But can he cancan?
RICK: I can cancan!
TREY: Hell, we all can cancan.
JIMMY: Sure, I can curl.
TREY: Can you?
JIMMY: I can.
BILLY: I concur, he can.
HOCKEY GUY: But can he cancan?
RICK: I can cancan!
TREY: Hell, we all can cancan.
